TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"
TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"
In this article, we explain why your tailor wants to know "which side do you hang?" and why it's important if you want your pants to fit.
So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
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Like the other person said, 5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth. Some people grow more than others. The guys walking around without clothes at the gym are typically the more confident guys, meaning the guys who are more endowed. As someone who played sports for half his life, and was in the Army, I've seen a lot of dongs, and they're all over the place. They seem to vary from 1/2" to the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster. The average flaccid just based on personal observation is 2-3 inches, so still not really something you need to worry about when getting your pants tailored. But if you're a guy, then you know that your flaccid size varies greatly depending on a number of factors.
5x growth is overall, meaning length and girth.
Oh my god, of course. 😆 I'm so dumb. Right, that makes perfect sense then. God. Dad brain was kicking in hard, earlier. Thank you for that!
the biggest I've ever seen which was an enormous 11" monster
Just out of curiosity, how do you know it was 11"? 😅
Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest.
Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you.
Someone who is proud of it.
I mean I'm proud of my size too but I don't go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC.
We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference.
I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I'm the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing!
Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training.
Evidently so lol. 😅