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They didn't barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.
Except for the Sanderson sisters. They took a couple tries.
66 4 ReplyThey didn’t barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.
Sounds like a skill issue. If the witches were any good at witching, they wouldnt have died either.
31 1 ReplyTo be fair, Jesus was a lich. That's a whole other power level
25 0 ReplyIf there's another story for his resurrection,I'd love to hear it.
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He was mostly dead. Not all dead.
16 0 ReplyI'M NOT DEAD YET!
10 0 ReplyNO HE'S NOT DEAD YET
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There’s a chocolate for that too… I think.
2 0 ReplyAaaaah, look who knows so much
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The Hebrews have many levels of dead
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The Salem trials came later. I wonder if there discussion was like Townsperson 1: "So this woman with the wart, should we just nail her to a couple pieces of wood"
Townsperson 2: "Nah man, remember the last guy we did that with. Didn't take"
Townsperson 1: "Riiiight. So, wood, nails, and a bonfire then?"
Townsperson 2: Yeah that should do it"
6 0 ReplyI mean....its not their fault male magic users are harder to kill.
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