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Damn imagine putting mercury up there. I don't think your sphincter could hold it
If the dildo were chilled to -40Β°...
But then your body heat would slowly melt it and lube yourself with heavy poison
Honestly, there are worse ways to go.
Like trying to get an abortion in a red state?
Heyooo!!!
Nooo, please don't remind me of politics (Although funny comment I admit)
hey it says "in" not "up". Just gotta lay down or maybe go inverted.
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