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Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It will change your life.
Lemmy has a serious fiber deficiency. Y'all keep relating to bowel trouble, at first I'd make jokes about it but the actual shitposting keeps coming, now I'm just concerned.
It all goes back to that guy that didn't poop for three days. Lemmy took it as a challenge.
Challenge? That's literally normal for me
The chronically online do not traffic the vegetable section apparently
That's really funny :D
It was back on reddit too. For some reason taking off all your clothes before taking a shit is relatable to a large part of of the interent. It's bizzare.
Also when poop knocks at the door, ANSWER! Don't keep putting it off if at all humanly possible. The longer poop sits in your colon, the drier it gets and the harder it will be to move later.
And the bidet? With the right pressure it can help knock loose those last little nuggies that you weren't able to get enough oomph behind to dislodge.
Y'all built different
Playing asteroids! Pew pew!
If you have pressure wash your anus to blast the shit loose, maybe you've got some other problem.
I used a bidet in Thailand and water blew up my ass so hard that it brushed my teeth.
Absolutely never again.
That's called that flossing, duh. What did you think water picks were?
The same thing happened to me in Spain. It wasn't until I used a friends bidet attachment that I was convinced. It was much easier to control.
efficient . just take a dump for deep cleaning.
And if people can't or don't want to immediately install such an attachment, because they have no way of trying out a bidet, you can also buy a travel bidet online, which basically looks like a bottle, and they're representative of the real thing, albeit not as comfortable, of course.
Took me a few days to figure out how to best sploosh myself with that bottle, but I've preferred it since then, even though I still don't have an attachment.
Backpacker Bidet. Uses any old water bottle.
lots of people just use a bucket
This.. this.. confuses me, so much.
What backpacker carries a bucket? And is the bucket a bidet? With water? From where? And why am I picturing a bucket-toilet you dunk your ass in?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabo_(hygiene)
just one example every country has one
Ohhhh so not a bidet, but a vessel for storing water to clean with. Very different things, but I learned something new today. Neat.
Or, if you're poor, an alternative is to take a shower. That or a sink as a last resort.
Cold water will shrink your balls 😂
No.
Fuck bidets and fuck all of you lairs that keep promoting them.
Compelling argument. You've convinced me.
It's not my place to make an argument, asshat. That's on the person making the claim.
Not that any one of you actually grasp the rules of rhetoric.
You sound fun.
You don't.
We know.
I remember my first troll account. Good times 😂
Oh what a nice looking sockpuppet, a shame if somebody reported it.
Do what you must, bucko 🤣
this guy walks around with poopy butthole
and smells horrible.