Porridge with hot milk and honey and some hot coffee please Bacon. I don't want to do a Mary Poppins on the way to work this morning.

I'll 'ave the 'ole lot in a bucket. And don't skip on the paté!

Morning chef! Can I please have some minestrone soup that has been caught up in a huge gust of wind?

A selection of sushi and some miso soup, please chef

crumpets and tea please

I'll have all the hot foods please. No beans.

ortolan bunting please chef

Morning chef! May I have a ham cheese and chutney toastie and a very large flat white please?