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Programmer Humor @programming.dev SchwertImStein @lemmy.dbzer0.com 5d ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?
- Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s
  
  The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there's 60k rows and 330 million columns /s
- There's only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.
  
  He’s attracted to them?
  
  Easily manipulated, but probably that too.
  
  Probably
- I do data analysis for a living, I reach out to tech and complain if I can't open a file with a million+ lines.

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