Within 5 minutes of my first hike, the trees smiled at me and whispered their simple wisdom.
This probably only sounds profound to people who haven't been outside in 7 years. Don't get me wrong hiking is good for the soul. But if it hits you that hard after five minutes you're probably terminally online.
Also why can't trees have complex wisdom gosh darn it?
at least for once it isn't the kind of post where a bayfucker went "I took acid in a park and you wouldn't believe what <completely obvious thing> I discovered"