You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?
You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?
Like this:
But replace "Hawaii" with your location.
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At my current location, I'd expect it to be an error, since I'm about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).
Maybe you're more important than you give yourself credit for.
In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Please send penguin pics or else you'll be wishing for a ballistic missile
Penguin tax:
Payment accepted. Dress code observed.
My babies ❤️
LOVE this!!!! Do you have rock hoppers or macaroni penguins near you? Love those two species.
No, only Magellan Penguins.
But they're cute as hell!
Whaaaat. Is this even allowed!?
What are you gonna do, call the seals? (Please don't)
I tried, but they just said "ORF, ORF, ORF!". Seals don't seem to understand English.
awww cuty pingwy
Cool! how is the Antarctic? I live in the Arctic.
Cool 😎
19 hours of sunshine, 0-10 degrees Celsius, windy as fuck, and you better apply the strongest sunscreen you can get 3x a day or you'll regret it.We're experiencing a couple of hours of twilight at midday at the moment but otherwise darkness. No aurora either because it's been mostly cloudy since the beginning of polar night. Also it's been raining on and off, which is not a good sign.
Those penguins have it coming.
nooo 😭
Remember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command...