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An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.
92 1 ReplyCan we call birthdays "parent creampie repercussion day?"
45 1 ReplyWhat if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
6 0 ReplyCreampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton's Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
6 0 ReplyRepercussion Day!
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It is for the child
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Maybe I'm adopted?
15 0 ReplyIf you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
16 1 ReplyIVF counts
how?
9 0 ReplySame principle, smaller scale;)
4 1 ReplyCarefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.
5 0 ReplyYou're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
2 0 ReplyCall me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.
4 1 ReplyFair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))
Edit: did correct my use of "ovule," though, thank you!
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