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Everyone’s #1 friend.
You're thinking of Tom. Mark is nobody's friend.
If Mark were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick.
That's not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it's because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they're family so that doesn't countRemember everyone. Family isn't friends.
Blood of the covenant is thicker than the silicone of the chip.
Chosen family > assigned family
It used to be that, when you created a Facebook account, you’d have the Zuck as your friend by default. So people took to calling him “everyone’s #1 friend” sarcastically because of that.
Hmm, I joined Facebook back in 05 or 06, and I don't remember zuckerfuck being a default friend. I do remember Tom being everyone's first friend on MySpace though. Tom is actually a human being too, unlike the greediest, most morally devoid lizard creature on the planet known as Fuckerberg.
Am I crossing the wires in my memory? I’m pretty sure that was the case in Facebook. I joined somewhere in 02 or 03, I think. As soon as it was open to my university.
Maybe he was people's default friend back then. I didn't join until after it was open to the public, so idk what it was like during the closed phases.
Oh, he's on everyone's shadow profile's friends list, I'm sure.
