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Meh going on 20 years together, we keep the farts outside and the bathroom door shut.
Of course in that time we've seen it all, such as helping the other during a terrible flu or post surgery or food poisoning. It's not like poop doesn't happen, we just don't make it "normal" to do bathroom stuff in front of each other.
Some privacy works for us
Agreed. I just posted pretty much the same thing before seeing your reply.
Like, if my wife farted in front of me I wouldn't be rude, or shame her or something. We just are both aligned that that isn't a team sport lol
Fats outside like you actually go outside to fart?
At least of the room, I generally just go to the bathroom. If it's a nice day, sure, why not step on the back porch?
Hah that's funny
Just don't want my wife's day to smell like the literal inside of my asshole
wife's day
What do you mean
I don't want her to go through her day with the inside of my asshole as the aroma
Your farts have some serious staying power. Mine linger only a few minutes, it's disappointing