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All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth
You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.
That's sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. "Fish fuck in it."
Yeah, I don't drink water because that's what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that's what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.
My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like "lub dub" and more like "squish squash."
I think in Fields' case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.
I don't judge. Whatever you gotta do to wreck your body.
I know it was a joke, but it's pretty lame once since all alcoholic drinks also have water in them.