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Literally outside eating a peach with a wasp harassing me while reading this.
Literally asking for it, how dare you attempt to enjoy a delicious seasonal fruit
"why doesn't the wild animal think of my happiness??"
It's late in the season. They should be more attracted to proteins to bulk for winter than simple sugars like they do early spring.
(at least where I'm from they do this)
We put some raw chicken in a wasp trap once and my god, I’ve never seen so many wasps in one place. The thing was almost a quarter full by the end of the day.
That might explain why it was trying to work its way into my ear - to get at my tasty inner ear flesh or some other comparably horrific delight
Inner ear. A wasp delicacy. Rare around this parts since humans started burying their dead.
Them carapace'd stinger buzzards are watching their macros to stay swole!