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WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS
One banana for eating.
One banana for smoothie.
One banana for 👀
One for scale?
For decoration
The what? The what?
The eye that doesn't see the sun
If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.
Wasteful dicks.
Is there any benefit of doing that?
I don't know but it pisses me off.
You can throw directly in microwave
Generally it's best to take the plastic off but I won't tell you how to live.
I've seen others do it but I prefer to rub my tater down slowly with some olive oil and dress her up in the finest erbs then finish with Saran dress
Sounds romantic.
You can do that with bagged potatoes too. It's called OPEN THE BAG, GRAB A POTATO, AND PUT IT ON A PLATE IN THE MICROWAVE. Lol.
(Obviously wash it first.)
Look at Mr Big shot over here guys, buying bags of taters. Cash money bidness
Lol, that's Ms Big Shot to you, friend. xP
(Also, for the record, in case you were serious, most potatoes tend to be sold in sacks or netted bags, so it's the individually wrapped potatoes that are the odd ones out...)
I pick each potato like no one is watching and it may be my last then gently place it in a little thin non recyclable bag where it travels to a small dark cardboard box known as the house of the rising tater
......Well okay then.
Honestly I need to start doing that. Most of the time when I buy a whole bunch of like 5 or 6 bananas, the last two end up brown and gross before I can eat them.
I'm talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.
Here's a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.
Master, there's a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!!