What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?
What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?
I might say something like "Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat..."
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"Gotta see a man about a dog."
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a "Tony ten-er."
12 1 ReplyMy ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don't know why.
6 0 ReplyI take it your boss was Gen X or older?
In the pre cell phone era, it was common for bathrooms to contain various magazines or books.
14 0 ReplyUhhhhhh.......was that a regional thing? Because I'm old enough to remember bathrooms before cell phones.
I don't remember magazines/books being left in the bathroom. I only remember bringing them in.
Seinfeld did a whole episode on how gross it was to brings books into the bathroom.
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Looks like it's still a thing...
5 0 ReplyYou know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.
4 0 ReplyOh, definitely not. I'd say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn't a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.
6 0 ReplyWait why the fuck are they gaslighting us about that cornucopia
3 0 ReplyWhat cornucopia?
1 0 ReplyNice try, Fruit of the Loom
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I didn't think I was old. Now I do.
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