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I have a hard time feeling bad for anyone that loses money while trying to make money selling merch for politicians.
Viewing campaigning as an opportunity to profit through business is hella late stage capitalism in the worst way.
Just think of how sports memorbilia shops must feel. There's 32 teams in the MLB. Any one of them could be in the world series......well......ok, maybe not ANY of them. I don't exactly see the Pirates doing much more then showing up, playing subpar baseball, and crying every night on the bus ride home.
My point is, it's very hard to accurately predict which team gets in, and even harder to predict which team will win once it starts.
So these companies make BOTH versions of the "World Series winner" merchandise. And then half of it never sees the light of day. Year after year. Which means somewhere, out there in the world, may still exist T-Shirts for me to wear, for the 1995, 1997, and 2016 World Series winners.....The Cleveland Indians!!!!
I mean, I'll get crazy looks for wearing them, and people will constantly be like "Uhhhh.....we didn't win....." and I will proceed to not give a shit, because those would be some cool unique shirts to wear!
But as it stands, those guys take an innitial 50% loss on the first batch of merch, just so they have it ready to sell the second the game ends. EVERY year.
I read that they send the loser-winner shirts to poor countries. So you go to some random village and it looks like alternate reality sports land. Except no one there probably even follows the teams/leagues on their shirts.
Tax-write-off-able "donations"
My buddy in the peace corps stumlbed upon a 2022 Phillies World Series Champs shirt in Ulaanbaatar. I sent him money to buy it since it was so hilarious to see
But as it stands, those guys take an innitial 50% loss on the first batch of merch, just so they have it ready to sell the second the game ends. EVERY year.
Well, they don't really take a loss. The expense of both uniforms are baked into the price of the winning team. it's just part of the overhead. Most the shirts get sent and sold to places that probably only vaguely know who 'the patriots" are.
They also recoup those "losses" as tax breaks because of donations and whatever other loopholes they can find.
I mean, I’ll get crazy looks for wearing them, and people will constantly be like “Uhhhh…we didn’t win…” and I will proceed to not give a shit, because those would be some cool unique shirts to wear!
My excuse is "I'm from a different timeline where we won the championship".
"And Gore won the presidency. Heard advanced warnings of 9/11 (bush ignored these warnings), prevented 9/11, and took steps to reverse global warming. I got cocky, and thought maybe the other timelines were better than the official timeline I came from......and I see you guys elected donald trump??? As an overreaction from having the mildest president of black guys in office??? In my timeline we don't even wear pants! I mean, unless it's winter....but year, Ricks out, Dicks out! Oh, every male in my timeline is named Rick. Because they have a dick. And every female has the last name Micucci. No one knows why..."
I want in your timeline, I will gladly change my name and give up wearing pants.
Well, it's just like the theme song to Cheers goes.
Sometimes you wanna gooooo, where everybody knows your naaaaame. And every Friday is casual masturbation daaaaaay!!! You wanna be where people can see, who has the biggest pee-pee! You wanna go where everybody knows....your name...."
What? Is that not how your theme to cheers goes?
This timeline just gets better and better. Pantless Rick Danson, Rick Harrelson, and Mucucci Long.
No no. It's Shelly Mucucci. First name of all men are Rick. LAST name of women are Mucucci.
I'm not worthy for this golden timeline.
What about Rick Mucucci?
Not sure I know how to make a joke here without offending the trans community somehow. So all I'll say is that G-Scale is better than Ho-Scale!!!
So instead I offend the trains community!
ba-dum-chhhh
I used to work in merchandising, and it doesn’t exactly work this way. To some extent it does, but there’s a lot more nuance.
When a printing shop gets a contract to do team merch for playoffs, they will be given ALL the possible art, all the possible colors for blank shirts to print on, and a scheduled scenario. For example, after game 2 if the series is tied 1-1, don’t print. If after game 2 the series is 2-0, print 25% of orders for winning team, etc.
The actual margins for the printers isn’t very high. So these types of contracts are necessary. It’s not easy to pack a building of screen printers at short notice to print, and often they end up having to print off hours or weekends.
This isn’t to say some loser shirts are printed. Many are. You may get that Indians shirt someday. It’s kinda a crazy world.
I support you and your crazy ass dream. If you ever do find them ill take an xl.
As a Cleveland fan we can dream, we can dream. Also in the same line the Bills are 3 time Super Bowl champs
.........I mean, if we're creating false timelines, how about one where Art Modell wasn't a piece of shit, and the BROWNS are 5X superbowl champions......and the Ravens never existed.
And the Monsters never changed their name......
I have friends that have seats from Cleveland municipal stadium and have grass from the field that is still growing in their backyard. I also remember the county song of “Art Modell can go to hell” that was played on WMMS, WNCX, or WONE. Can’t remember that station playing those songs lol
I mean........are they looking to sell those seats??? Aw hell.....I probably couldn't afford their value anyways.
I think they would sell body parts or their children before selling those seats lol. Can’t wait to see them in Denver for MNF! Here we go Brownies here we go, wolf wolf!!!
..........wolf wolf???
O_o
Do you mean woof woof??? Its the DAWG POUND!!!
I mean.....I guess on the most technical of basis's wolfs are dogs......
But seriously, wolf wolf???
Text to speech will fuck yea sometimes while your doing other things. Like feeding my 4 month old
Please tell me you did some face paint on your 4 month old, and took pictures!!! Just some brown snd orange stripes on his cheeks!!!!
I would say do a full face, facepaint, where you paint his whole face brown to look like the dawg pound pound......and then I visualized it in my head. It just looked like very badly done blackface.
Maybe don't do that.....
But brown and orange stripes on his little cheeks would be adorable pictures!!!
I dunno, I suddenly have an urge to sell shirts to maga idiots that read "I liked him before he was a convicted felon." I won't but I think it'd be funny.
I've considered the same.
Website with America flags and eagles everywhere, spouting Trump, veterans, freedoms and religion. Something about 10% of profits to Trump campaign.
Customer is always right, Im just selling what they want - visibility, Trump and lies.
I could shit in a paper bag, slap a flag sticker on it, call it Freedom Feces or Patriot Poop or trump dump and those morons would buy 4.
Buy 5 and the 6th is free and owns the libs.