The Onion @midwest.social DxK @lemmy.world 4mo ago

Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober

thehardtimes.net Collapsing Nation Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober

Americans everywhere took a brief pause from threatening to kill each other online to share that they believe Ingrid Andress should have been sober during her performance of the National Anthem Monday night.

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worst thing to happen to this country since President Clinton,” said Republican Governor, Greg Abbott, as he turned on a generator to power an air conditioner and dressed himself in a bullet-proof vest

Yup, sure sounds like him.

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