Shitty Movie Details

Aquaspin paid Rolling Stone off for Conner4Real's solo album in Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping, and they still said it was nothing short of shitty

In Mega Mind vs The Doom Syndicate (2024), the film's runtime is 83 minutes, much longer than it needs to be as a reference to WHAT IS HE DOING?! JUST SHOOT THEM WITH THE FUCKING DEHYDRATION GUN!

In Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009), Billy Ray Cyrus kidnaps Miley and isolates her halfway across the country from her friends and hobbies because he dislikes how she handles her singing career.

You can tell if somebody has been through your home if everything is torn out and your wall decorations are hanging crooked

Who knew?

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) shows the masterful camera work of Quentin Tarantino, as he films this iconic scene one-handed.

In depicting "3 women that NASA finds it increasingly hard to hide", the poster's designer now admits he didn't fully understand the assignment.

Most folks didn't bother seeing the Apple CEO biopic "Jobs", because it sounded too much like work.

The re-release of Return of the Jedi (1983) saw Emperor Palpatine's plans go awry after he mis-interpreted an Engineer's assessment that the deflector shield was "quite operational"

1999's Fight Club subtly communicates Marla Singer's duplicitousness through her offer to lend Edward Norton's character her dress, despite knowing it would be, like, way too small for him

Canny Hollywood accountants ensured that the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy came in at under 8 hours. This was to avoid having to pay the Guardians overtime, for their work guarding the galaxy.

In 1987 Stanley Kubrick cynically released Full Metal Jacket on the same day as Spaceballs solely to generate a "Full Metal Balls" event.

Dredd (2012) bombed at the box office, largely due to a failure to feature a multiverse cameo from Sylvester Stallone

A post credit scene in Dear David (2023) shows Adam Ellis pausing when he saw Elon Musk tweet about buying Twitter. This is actually teasing the next movie in the Twitter Cinematic Universe (TCU)

Kathryn Bigelow's film is called "Zero Dark Thirty", when actually, it can be enjoyed at any time of day

In Dune (2021), Denis Villeneuve cleverly uses the motif of drinking your own piss to symbolise the endless recycling of corporate IP

What Dreams May Come is a sequel to Hook

A little known fact is that in Adam Driver's 2023 film "65", the actor is actually 39

MAS*H was so influential that all computers have been counting the seconds since the film's release

‘Solo’ movie’s brown paint splurge led to global shortage, production designer now says

The Super Mario Bros Movie (2023) grossed over 1 Billion USD despite completely ignoring it's source material

In Blade Runner 2049, Harrison Ford's Deckard is dismissive of the Corporation's attempt to evoke an emotional response via a creepy, lifeless re-creation of a character he once loved

Ex Machina (2014) predicted a future in which artificial women also don't want to sleep with coders.

Florence Pugh was initially reluctant to play a 12 year old in Little Women (2019), but only because she's actually 23.

Godzilla (2014) was praised for its realistic depiction of how, in life, it's actually very rare to see a massive pre-historic monster smashing up your city.

During the production of the Italian Job (2003) the director recreated the entire city of Los Angeles in Italy to stay true to the name of the film, and the 1969 original.

Interstellar (2014) has a TON of CGI. The budget was not high enough to shoot most scenes on location.

Ready Player One -- A Treasure Trove of Shitty Details

In Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), we don't know who framed Roger Rabbit. This is a reference to how nobody knows who the fuck WhoRoger is and why are they the only mod here. Become one too.

The Flash (2023) is a comic book movie, just like Morbius (2022). I just made a reference to Morbius way past when it stopped being funny. Ok let's not do that again.