feck libreals
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List of stuff that’s socialism
- Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes
- Heavy progressive or graduated income taxes
- Abolition of all rights of inheritance
- Confiscations of the property of all emigrants and rebels
- Centralisations of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly
- Centralisation of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the State
- Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State; the bringing into cultivation of waste-lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan
- Equal liability of all to work. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture
- Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of all the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the populace over the country
- Free education for all children in public schools. Abolition of children’s factory labour in its present form.
- Combination of education with industrial production
- ‘The state’ owning the means of production
- The state owning any means of production
- The state interfering in the market
- The state interfering in the economy
- The state interfering in anything
- The New Deal
- Social democracy
- Same‐sex marriage
- Grocery store shelves being unstocked
- Breadlines
- Poverty
- Banning people from online forums
- Feminism
- Abortions
- Universal healthcare
- The COIVD‐19 lockdown
- The Chernobyl disaster
- Neoliberalism
- Augusto Pinochet
- Nazism (obviously!)
- Fascism
- Neofascism
- Slavery
- Feudalism
- Neofeudalism
- The U.S. prison complex
- The inability to sell meth publicly to high schoolers
- Japanese Imperialism
- Imperialism in general
- Racism
- Antiracism
- Native American reserves
- The Amish
- YouTube
- The Smurfs
- Companies making more expensive products from cheaper materials to inflate their profits
- The Belgian Congo Company
- The Great Depression and its causes
- Early U.S. colonialism
- Detroit, Michigan
- The U.S. military
- Jordan Peterson (he has Soviet artwork in his house, what more proof could you possibly need?)
- Sargon of Akkad
- President Woodrow Wilson
- President Herbert Hoover
- Presidents Theodore Roosevelt and FDR
- President Trump
- The Christchurch shooter
- The Democratic Party
- The Republican Party
- Henry Ford
- Suharto
- Milton Friedman
- Propertarians in general
- Bourgeois liberalism
- Bourgeois enlightenment
- Bourgeois financial reform
- Building a railway where a canal already existed
- Defending oneself with a cane when one is attacked with a rapier
If you think that one or more of these items isn’t socialism, you’re an idiot.
Now name other stuff in the comments below.
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Oh noes. We have no choice but to abandon communism y'all.
(/s if it wasn't obvious by the communit I'm posting this in)
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I came across this tweet of AOC crying upon witnessing the condition Mexican migrants were kept in (presumably when Trump was president)
What the fuck lol
With the knowledge we have today this seems like a PR move for certain
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I am a Sino-Russian bot. Ask me anything. Bleep bloop. 🤖
Just feel like doing another fake AMA to mock the liberals again.
(Someone once called me a north Korean bot though when I pressed them for sources on their absurd claims. Lol.)
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What liberals think communism looks like:
(The author of the video is fine though, he just cut scenes from an Ukrainian-American anti-communist movie to show how absurd it is.)
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I'm objective rational enlightened centrist. Ask me anything.
(Not actually — I hate centrists as much as you all do. But I'm feeling like mocking all the centrists' "arguments", so please go ahead and ask something.)
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Holy shit, Pete Buttigieg's dad was a famous Gramsci scholar
Is this what's going to happen to our children? :woman facepalming:
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Calculating the death toll of communism — step-by-step guide for my fellow libreals
Ahead note: This is based in unquestiobnle science™, and everyone doubting your calculation results is an evil commie who opposes glorious Murican freedom!
Step 1: Take one of your parents' age in years. Actually, for increased accuracy, take boths'. Multiply with the dollar to ruble exchange rate. Multiply with the last two digits of the year plus the first two (this will make sure that the death toll will continue increasing every year — those evil commies just won't stop murdering innocent freedom-loving citizens). Multiply with 1 million.
Step 2: Add everyone who died from coronavirus, worldwide. Coz taht cronavirus is work ot the evil commie Chinese!1!!!1!!
Step 3: Old Cuban person dies peacefully in their sleep? Definitely a victim of commulism! Add in everyone who ever died under a socialist sysltem.
Step 4: Everyone who died in a war involving some comunist faction? All victims of comounism! Even if they ywere cowmmunists themselves, who died fighting a reactionary invader force... oh, sorry, I meant our democratic freedom fighter patriots!
Step 5: Add in the 1,000,000 aliens from outer space who died while being detained by the Soviets back in 1935.
Step 6: If you're a tru freedum-loving liberal, multiply with Avogadro's number. If you're just a random left-wing noob, your accurate™ number is in the last step.
Other note: Noi spellchecking involned becaus spelling is autoritarian. No aMurikkan partriot would let themselves be ordered around by some dictionary that 's been written by the coomies anyways.