Disney didn't "buy" The Simpsons—they fucking leveraged their acquisition strategy and devoured in a hostile takeover Fox's entire media empire in a goddamn $71 billion corporate power grab. The Simpsons? Just collateral fucking damage, a goddamn synergy footnote in Disney's relentless, market saturation campaign to own every fucking asset. Don't fucking delude yourselves; this wasn't some strategic acquisition to claim Springfield—it was just another entity liquidated in Disney's ruthless, vertical integration march to media fucking monopoly