Unfortunately the globe is already done for.

I have zero faith that humans will stop global warming.

Like vampires.

Just let me hate work here in peace.

Without the paywall: https://archive.is/TJzyt

I'd say you won't have problems with nvme's dying anymore then.

I'd be looking hard at my PSU if I was you.

Sounds like Paris.

It's like 5 seconds for me to open a file from Outlook at work.

Absolute garbage.