USB-C hubs and my slow descent into madness - Dennis Schubert
FYI to those with double-click issues: you can often fix it with one of these, soldering supplies, and some elbow grease.
Chocolate bars are really bean bars and coffee is really bean juice.
"This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!"
"Uncle, that's what ALL tea is."
"How could a member of my own family say something so horrible!"