There are few real Christians anymore. Most are Christianists.

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

To go?

"She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her"

So the unruly dog followed her to its death... That doesn't sound very unruly.

I had an infant staghorn fern and then took a job in Japan and left it with my mother to look after. After 5 years I'm moving back next week and looking forward to picking it up and putting it at my new place. It took a few years and a lot of banana peels but it really took off the last 18 months or so.

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

Chump change for a genius billionaire.

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

I poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.

Fandango. 1985 with Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson. It was Costner and Kevin Reynolds' first project together. It's not a straight up comedy but it's a very funny movie IMHO.