Stardew Valley, Stellaris, and Civ 6 all have over 2000 hours for me.

Memes about Samsara? In my vagina?

I think I just had a dissociative flashback.

We are fortunate then, that the upcoming generation of conservatives cannot read.

Hail Satan then, I'm a recovering alcoholic and millennial and I like drinking something that feels like a punishment.

Big year for Tuberculosis

You haven't heard? AI is going to automatically deny all those claims, problem solved.

I'll take ten right now

It would be funnier reversed

Gengar because he's a devious little trickster up to no good.

Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.

Not to be annoying but it is in fact your business

If they could read, they'd be pissed.

My favorite is a Business of Ferrets, as the Latin translation for ferret is 'little thief'.