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A supportive husband
  • I'm way smarter than you. I know this because of what you just said, which is kind of not smart. Also, are you a husband or a wife? And what part of this meme is communicating anything useful about learning to anyone? It's just trash posted to the internet. You also make assumptions. You assume husbands teach wives things and that this meme is about husbands teaching wives. You got yourself into a really huge loop you created all on your own, here. I mean, let's say you're smart. If you were, you might not have written the stupid comment you wrote.

  • Keanu Reeves, bassist of the band called Dogstar, performs at Rock im Park in Nuremberg, Germany
  • OMG you stupid idiots! I made this one comment that was sassy and now you're all negatory on my ass. Knock it off. I was being sarcastic and silly. I mean, really, I will just delete the one sarcastic comment to get you all off my ass. Yes, I know what a Keanu Reeves meme is. I just wanted to be dark and sinister with sarcasm. Get over it. I'd really like to not to turn off notifications on my phone and I'd really like to not delete the sarcastic comment. I stand by my sarcasm. If you don't like my sarcasm, scroll on by.

  • Lemmy is like a public library of the internet: it's one of the few places where you can exist without the expectation of paying either through watching ads or through direct payments
  • Yeah, that whole documentary about them I saw 6 months ago was like something that blew my mind. That's how I remember them. Just peaceful people chanting in public with their veils and what not. I'm fascinated by how there's a temple near you of them! Some of them kept faith and continue their dedication to whatever they dedicate themselves to? I remember a loooong time ago when I was 12 I said to my mother in a heated argument, "I'm going to run away and join the Krishna people from the mall!" She won the argument (because age and wisdom) but I gave her a run for her money because she saw the same movie I did by John Waters.

  • Keanu Reeves, bassist of the band called Dogstar, performs at Rock im Park in Nuremberg, Germany
  • Imagine being you. I just imagined being you for like, 20 seconds, and I fell asleep from the boredom. I woke up and just ran over to my computer to tell you this. Because I'm a nice guy. I thought you needed to know that being you is kind of boring and made me fall asleep. I feel like it's my public duty. You might consider not having descendants. Just to populate the world with more interesting people who are intelligent. I think this is pretty easy to do, because nobody would want to procreate with you, anyway.

  • Lemmy is like a public library of the internet: it's one of the few places where you can exist without the expectation of paying either through watching ads or through direct payments
  • They were so sinister, but back in the 80s they were just randos. There's a documentary out there about their cult. Really weird, from my perspective, because when I was like 9 years old, I thought it might be nice to be like them at the airport runnning around with a tambourine. I'm so glad I wasn't. Anyway, look it up and read about them. Then, question everything. The Krishna people, in a nutshell, were worshipping a huge drug lord and it was a mafia, that brainwashed them. Back in the 80s, and even 70s, they were just hippy dippy people. John Waters even made a film about how the daughter wanted to run away from the mother to join the Krishna people. Hare, hare krishna!

  • A supportive husband
  • It's boring because it's a falsehood. You're malicious, thinking your wives are idiots. I'm another man, telling you men, that you're a bunch of idiots. I'm actually smarter than you, and you hate it. I already know my IQ and can beat yours because mine is way beyond posting "the wife" memes. As a matter of fact, I'm only here because I'm studying you computer nerd people and entering your responses into a database. I suppose I could be nice and thank you for your response, but you're such a boring idiot that had no imagination as a child that I really have nothing else to say. When you were a child you had no imagination and you were boring. Now, here you are!

  • Keanu Reeves, bassist of the band called Dogstar, performs at Rock im Park in Nuremberg, Germany
  • No, kids, this is what happens when you are smart and think for yourself and go against the majority when you're right. You should question yourself often, kids. And learn when you're trapped in a comment stream of idiots. These people, kids, are idiots. And kids, you can manipulate them and say stuff to them, and they say things that are dumber and dumber, and you, my kids, not sniffing glue, get a pure high off watching them fall over themselves saying these meme-ish things. This is when you know, kids, that you have truly wasted your time well on idiots.

  • Keanu Reeves, bassist of the band called Dogstar, performs at Rock im Park in Nuremberg, Germany
  • They might have asked, but why should I answer? I mean, the 1990s and early 2000s are all neatly searchable on the internet. Look it THE FUCK up. This is why you internet computer dorks are all over Keanu Reeves in the first place and hate my comment. Because I'm right. You're all a bunch of nerds and I just hang out here from time to time to remind you that you might like trying actually getting laid. But you never listen. Instead you obsess over Keanu. Maybe you are queer and need to be with Keanu and you're jealous of Demi Moore. *edit note how this got downvoted because the computer nerds in question are also haters of the homosexual people. Lemmy is homophobic and stupid. Both! All at once! Like the rest of the internet! OOO-la-la

  • Why isn't jerking off more valorized as an easy dopamine hit that's also literally good for you?
  • some people aren't, and they like the taboo feel. really, don't try to educate me. I know all about it. Try, instead, to be less blah. We're not talking about "some people" we're talking about men who are really into their penises. Your public service announcement, while making me yawn, also makes me think that you're really not paying attention to what I'm talking about at all! These people I'm talking about are not gay, or questioning, or curious, or obsessed over their sexual orientations. They're heterosexual. Heterosexual men enjoy their own penises. Your "intervention" is kind of stupid and uncalled for here. I'll gladly talk to you about gay rights or whatever, but this is not the place. Biologically, I'm explaining, being a man and having a penis, you basically have an easy target to get some dopamine. We are formed this way. More women might like to chime in on this conversation. Are they getting easy dopamine hits off their clits? Were they raised to do this by their parents? No. Women are still subjected to shaming for sexual pleasure. Men, on the other hand, are encouraged to be aware of their pleasure organs. I really wish I could delete your bullshit comment. It has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

  • A supportive husband
  • I'm totally being serious and not trolling. I don't get this whole "the wife" stuff. Where's the "the husband" stuff. Where's the memes about "put a diagram up for the husband for X?" memes? Obviously, Lemmy is husband-dominated, not much coming from the wives. And where are the wives teaching their husbands about gaming? My mom was a huge gamer. If she weren't dead, she could have made up a meme about teaching my dad about gaming. My dad was a huge gaming idiot. Stop being such I don't know... unimaginative. I just really wish I could reply with a meme about adults who were children lacking in imagination. I mean really, don't you even have an imagination now? Probably not. Which means, the inevitable thing I might say about your intelligence...

  • Keanu Reeves, bassist of the band called Dogstar, performs at Rock im Park in Nuremberg, Germany
  • You're obviously stupid, didn't get my comment, insist on not getting my comment, so why exactly would you make me know, in public, that you are blocking me? For the upvotes? Kinda lame, my dude. Block the living shit out of me. I don't want to talk you you, either, because you're not worthy or smart enough to engage in a conversation with me and you've saved me a lot of time so I can talk to people that are worthy of my time. I mean, I'm sorry you're dumb. But you just are, and I can't do anything about that.

  • A supportive husband
  • Me, as the wife, would be distracted with this huge piece of paper under the screen. I'd be looking at the piece of paper instead of the screen. It looks a lot like cruelty. I mean, this meme is just all kinds of wrong. It doesn't deserve to be a meme. It's a "my wife" meme, which shouldn't be in the year 2024. In the year 2024, wives should be posting "my husband" memes and making fun of husbands. You don't get that. Because as a child you were boring, because you had no imagination. I tell this starkly dooming fact to a lot of people on lemmy. But it seems like this is what I must face now as a lemmy user. I need to communicate with adults who were boring children with no imagination.

  • It'll end up as "Vote stupid parties, win stupid prices"
  • I am 100% on board with this. I mean, Israel even gets to be on Eurovision, or anybody that wants to join Eurovision. Eurovision proves that we continentals are really flexible when it comes to the Eurovision. I'm just on board with the original comment about bringing the liquor and making our own country. I'm just so wondering where can we go? I want to be on board. Should we create a mailing list? I want to be on my own and happy, drinking with my fellow left-wing Europeans who are ready and willing to just be free and happy and not worry about what we have to say in public about people. Like, for example, I'm from Spain. Vox is mentally retarded and nostalgic for Franco and people like them here. What the hell? Fucking Spain has been free from Franco for like over 40 years, and I have to mingle with stupid assholes that are nostalgic for him? No thank you. I'd much prefer live in another country. That I made myself with people who are not nostalgic for fascism. You'd think people might learn some shit from history or whatever the fuck. They don't seem to. Some of them get all nostalgic for Franco. Fuck my life.

  • L.A. County wants to cap rent hikes at 3%. Landlords say that would push them to sell
  • You are mistaken. I mean, I got married, and I rented a space for it. I payed it once. It's 20 years behind me. It was a one time deal. The two have nothing to do with each other. You're obviously kinda dumb. Or lazy. Or both. I mean, come one, that's your comment? It's so stupid. *edit really with the hate on this comment? Maybe I need to expand to make it clear that this person is an idiot. Rent a home to people: You lock them into a contract that is usually 12 months or more, they have to pay you all that time, plus, if they decide they don't want to move at the end of the contract, they just stay there and the landlord doesn't have to do jack shit. No painting or sprucing up. Rent out a wedding venue: one time deal agreed upon. Owner actually has to keep up the space where people get married, actually has to work for the money because the people get married there, have the event, and leave because that's a whole different fucking thing. Bottom line of my comment: landlords just live off other people paying them money with little effort, whereas owners of a special occasion space actually have to work hard at attracting new customers, not renters who are going to live in the space. Are we really this stupid now that I had to explain that? I mean, really. People seem to be taking a stupid pill today.

  • It'll end up as "Vote stupid parties, win stupid prices"
  • Also, I did not mention force. I very much expressed my desire to take anything over passively. Andorra, shopping. Monaco, gambling. No military. Just sphere of influence influencing and boom, over time, we got them taken over gradually and peacefully.