Do my microplastics go bad? I don’t want to get sick from expired microplastics.

Oh Lord he comin

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

This happened to me at a work party. I was talking to an HR lady and some of the food from her mouth flew out and landed on my glasses.

Like a big chunk of food, right in my field of view.

We both pretended it didn’t happen. We wanted for the conversation to end and I left to clean my glasses.

Yeah, that makes the most sense in my mind. When I’d first saw it I thought it was a bubble level. XD

Living the dream

Joe Biden made Toyota do it.

Thank you for reaching out. I am currently enjoying my drive in the all new Toyota RAV4 with advanced driving features such as CRT and Prius sound. I will be in touch with you soon when I am done enjoying my premier driving experience in Toyotas flagship vehicle.

Yeah, it always felt very American to have a highly populated area and you just drive a car around.

If anything, your brand of religion will be illegal.

I love the level of decay at each shelf. That middle one seems to be protected but the bottom one is getting exposed to something

As long as I get an extra payday without a decrease in payment, I’m good. I doubt that would be the case though.

690? Nice.

Babe, wake up.

Arizona be like, fossil fuels? Never touched the stuff.

lol at, "the organizers said on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter." I love how this is journalism is handling this switch.

Or they put their kids in a cheap “school” without regulations and can be abused or whatever while the parents have to go to work

Or be home schooled

Or they have to go into the labor force early

All of these are terrible options

So is that trigger discipline. That dude is going to kill someone with that bullshit

I worked at a fast food place in high school. They trained us to put the condiments on the bottom bun so you taste it sooner in the tongue. I basically eat my burgers with that logic in mind now. Whatever side the door is is now down.

Looks so good! I loved the first one.