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If it wasn't for those damn whelks!

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I have no idea
  • Gosh!

  • Your hair
  • Haha! Currently, there are 84 others for you to figure out.

  • Your hair

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    Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.
  • Please read again. I was suggesting automod rules, I messed up the formatting in the message though. My account is 15 years old.

  • Oh, come on!
  • Noted.

  • What key?

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    Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.
  • I cross-posted this to there. Hope that's OK.

  • Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20891389

    > Maybes I missed the rule that says "Redditors that try to be helpful will be banned".

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    Please read before posting

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    Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.
  • Just mods on a sub being stupid.

  • Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.
  • Oh nice. I sure will. Thanks.

  • Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.
  • A place to pick up jobs for cheap. I'm a programmer so little fixes here and there for beer money. Sometimes leads to bigger things. I've even worked for one of the mods there too, funnily enough. There's been a huge wave of utter gak recently so I thought I'd suggest a fix. Got banned... F**k em!

  • Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.
  • My account is 15 years old.

  • Got banned for trying to help stop spam and scammers.

    Maybes I missed the rule that says "Redditors that try to be helpful will be banned".

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    We'll see

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    Very best

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    Two pans

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    Trapped a cable

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    Track six

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    Took pity

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    Too much

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    Told ya so

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    Told right

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    Toe nail

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    Toast's ready

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    Take a wank

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    Take a shower

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    8 of spades
  • It's not really an exact science. Haha.

  • 8 of spades
  • Space of AIDS.

  • Take a shit

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    Suck dick

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    8 of spades
  • Space of aids.

  • Dee one
  • Geordie for "Do one". Dee a runner or dee another.

  • Painkiller
  • Kane -verb, transitive

    1. to eat very quickly, especially in excess quantities
    2. to eat with no regard for one's own well being Mike just kaned those two pumpkin pies!

    Piller XTC consumer.

  • Painkiller
  • They come!

    And there is much more.