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garth @sh.itjust.works

I mean we're looking down on Wayne's basement, only that's not Wayne's basement.

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Mike Johnson flies same Christian nationalist flag outside his office that Samuel Alito flew at vacation home

  • We can't keep giving up historical symbols and flags each time some assholes decide to adopt them. The pine tree flag is objectively cool and a part of Americans' shared history. It should not be allowed to become an exclusively right-wing nationalist symbol.

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    Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious)

  • Grit teeth for 4 years.
    '28 he leaves. If not?
    Shit gets ugly fast.

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    Thief Disguises As Garbage Bag To Steal Package Off A Porch

  • Clever porch pirate
    Is making garbage look bad
    What a piece of trash

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    All of a sudden, I don't feel hungry any more

  • Two hot beef patties.
    Which part of the beef is it?
    Ketchup hides the truth.

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    Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website

  • Got me. I need to sharpen my pencil, so to speak.

    The first rule of Real
    Life Club is: you do not talk blog
    about Real Life Club.

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    Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website

  • The first rule of Real
    Life Club is: you do not talk
    about real life club.

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    Oh, I love cake!

  • Madame Guillotine
    reveals flesh, blood, bone. Alas,
    the cake is a lie.

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    Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails

  • Sorry, I was going too fast this morning. Though the problem is the same. A few years ago I remember Plum Island homeowners airing the same gripes.

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    Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails

  • Homes built on sand dune
    Owners ask to halt nature
    Cry me an ocean

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    Elon Musk smears Haitian migrants with 'cannibal' claims amid crisis

  • Richest man on earth
    could be the hero we need.
    Does this shit instead.

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    Special tattoo request

  • They offer relief
    from agony of your woes:
    the youth in Asia.

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    When it's Friday night and you're a few drinks deep

  • Eyes heavy, hazy.
    There is such as too much fun.
    Go home, owl. You're drunk.

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    skill issue

  • False tale lingers.
    Boston scuba bong gone wrong
    turned seven this year.

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    yeeeeessss

  • Man man man man man
    A Blåhaj haiku sandwich
    Shark shark shark shark shark

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    Rest assured, your _____ will be delivered as soon as possible

  • U

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    That Specific Area

  • Worthless sentinel.
    The CCTV watches,
    Yet sees so little.

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    Lemmy Active Users looking good

  • The trolls and tankies
    cannot stop us. Lemmy grows!
    We make this place thrive!

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    Man stung in testicles by scorpion while sleeping at Las Vegas Strip resort

  • Thank you kind stranger! This account is a silly little experiment of mine. I glad I could put a smile on your face.

    an animated gif from Wayne's World of Garth at a drum kit saying "Thanks, I like to play.

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    Man stung in testicles by scorpion while sleeping at Las Vegas Strip resort

  • Testicles stung hard.
    What would be his remedy?
    Hotel comped his room.

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    Enjoying life

  • Just proving I'm not a bot.