Wow, it's even worse than I imagined on the inside. Not one ounce of good taste.

But yeah, none of that pavement is accessible to cars except for the ramp where the range is parked.

Ah yes, the rare parking without any car access.

Not OP but I would assume it's this:

Boil for 3 minutes, plunge into water to stop cooking.
Cut the top and remove the shell. Now you've got yourself a nice pool of hot egg yolk to dip bread into.
Kids love it.

photo here

Dungeon Keeper I would say. Possessing a fly for the first time what quite a surprise.

Now you're bragging