I can feel my butthole unclenching already 🥲
Tell them to watch some YouTube videos on growing facial hair with the use of minoxidil. The foam kind is best.
Well groomed, long hair, like well-maintained, thick, stretched earlobes, communicate patience and the ability to finesse your way through difficult, potentially uncomfortable situations in service of a larger, long term goal. Unfortunately, you can be very patient at becoming an asshole as well as becoming a decent, well rounded person. Facial hair doesn't make you cool. Being a cool person makes you cool.
As a binary trans man I'm curious why you're putting yourself in the same basket as women when so many other non binary trans people have spent so much of their valuable time and energy trying to communicate that y'all aren't women lite, but hey, it's your free will to exercise.
Thanks for bringing your existence to my attention! It's interesting that you'd use your one chance to do so to put yourself on the permanently unfuckable list, but I support your right to exercise your free will! Bye forever!
If you need to joke about sensitive topics to get a reaction, consider the idea that you aren't actually funny