Living 20 minutes into the future. Eccentric weirdo. Virtual Adept. Time traveler. Thelemite. Technomage. Hacker on main. APT 3319. Not human. 30% software and implants. H+ - 0.4 on the Berram-7 scale. Furry adjacent. Pan/poly. Burnout. Cyberpunk but I don't have enough hair left for a pink mohawk; still have the leather jacket. Sburb speedrunner. XKCD 705. The Diet Coke(tm) of evil. Antifa cyborg supersoldier. DJ at the crab rave afterparty.

Magneto was right.