Real Name: Jon OβHare Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced βJarβ
\#π΅πππππ liberally \#π±ππππ often \#π»πππ the Fediverse
Thank you for dropping by, Iβm glad you could make it.
May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music. Iβll usually try to make you laugh. I may also send you in another direction. This account isnβt one dimensional.
A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"
Nuisance callers
(title added for lemmy by community mod)
Image description: Top: Four smoking pipes are making a conference call. They ask "Hellos, is Danny Bay there?" Bottom: Someone answers the phone and responds "Could I ask who's calling?"
--- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Nothing compares 2 U
(title added for lemmy by community mod
Image description: Text reads: I really miss Prince so l drew a mustache on Rihanna. Below is a photo of an issue of Glamour Magazine with Rhiannaβs face on the cover. Someone has penned a fine moustache on her.
--- (Originally published on aus.social: 2024-04-13) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Happy Pi Day!
Image description: Top view of a pie on a wooden table. A slice has been cut and removed. Some almond are scattered around and a glass of milk sits on the table too. Overlaid text reads: A pie is just a pie-chart of how much pie is left. Happy Pi Day!
--- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Chris Hard-Place
(title added for lemmy by community mod)
Image description: Chris Rock, holding up a fist: CHRIS ROCK Chris Rock holding out his hand: CHRIS PAPER Chris Rock holding fingers in V shape: CHRIS SCISSORS
--- (Originally published on aus.social: 2024-03-11) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Image description: Ray Charles in greyscale: RAY
Ray Charles in monochrome blue: BLU RAY
Image description: Neil Patrick Harris knees with a child: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
Neil Patrick Harris standing on a stage: STAND PATRICK HARRIS
Image description: An old photo of Neil Young: NEIL YOUNG
A photo of Neil Young: NEIL OLD
Image description: Keanu walks away waving: Keanu Reeves
Keanu walks toward the camera: Keanu Comes Back
Image description: Kanye looking left: KANYE WEST
Kanye looking right: KANYE EAST
Image description: John Goodman laughing: JOHN GOODMAN
John Goodman pointing a gun: JOHN BADMAN
Image description: A transphobic bigot smiling: JK ROWLING
A transphobic bigot not smiling:
SRSLY ROWLING
Image description: James Spader with a doggo: James Spader
James Spader with a bunch of puppies: James Didnβt
Image description: Gene Wilder with wide eyes screaming: Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder looking calm and collected:
Gene Calmer
Image description: Gary Oldman: Gary Oldman
Old photo of Gary Oldman: Gary Youngman
Image description: Photo of Ariana Grande: Ariana Grande
Little photo of Ariana Grande: Ariana PequeΓ±a
@vampire ππ€£
@Feathercrown I still think 3rd image has had much more than one candle. π€
@lettruthout
Yeah, I wouldnβt trust this image as far as I could scroll it.
The one simple trick Candle Makers don't want you to know
(title added for lemmy by community mod)
Image description: Four images showing a candle burning down with the melting wax being collected inside a transparent candlestick resulting in another candle being formed.
--- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Welcome to Scotland
Image description: A road sign reads: Welcome to Scotland The grass has been mowed up to the sign, and no further. Caption: England can cut their own fucking grass
--- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social)
@RealFknNito
They are charging people to βexperienceβ manual labour. π€
Best I can offer is 3.50
Image description: A large sign reads: Milk It! Maryland Guernsey Breeders
Milk a Cow $3 2 People $5
Weeknights 5 pm to 7 pm Weekends 11 am to 3 pm
--- (Originally published earlier today on aus.social)