Smartwatch / Sportwatch
I feel like at most you can get a sportswatch but not truly a smartwatch with apps etc.
Where to buy dildos?
I know it is a joke but please don't use vegetables or fruit for this purpose, it is a really bad idea.
France and Germany clash over ‘buy EU’ weapons
Maybe publicly include them, but then only buy "local" - that way the offers stay fair and you get the best of both deals!
Where to buy dildos?
https://neotori.com/ is a german brand. Generally https://nobd.info/ has a lot of alternatives, but they might not be for everyone.
And they even produce locally, which most of the other stores don't they sell (often cheap) imported stuff instead of manufacturing themselves