I feel bad for the people in the submersible, but maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't be doing sightseeing tours 12,000 feet under the ocean surface. Next we'll be taking a sightseeing tour of the oceangate disaster site.

It's it not already there? I smell cannabis just about everywhere I go.

You mean like creating fake deadlines?

His skin is already orange, don't you think his wardrobe should match it?