she/her my name's alice, i am the gay critter inside your computer. new pfp fursona art done by me
emergency account: https://lemmy.ml/u/bbpolterGAYst
if you have anal sex the evil goblins that HATE anal sex will come in an attempt to interrupt it. its the untold, unwritten rule.
mine is made out of human flesh !
fake and heterosexual. we put poppy seeds on them and they taste great. the western mind will never comprehend booblicks
yeah. we did. what you gonna do about it
where nyan neko sugar girls. heretical post
i will out-cancel your woke wife. i will clean the room of your son.
May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child of Iraq
dont try to psychoanalyze me i just like when big women step on me and call me a good girl
bg1-2 type game but based on the cyberpunk 2020 system
He come to me with money in his hand! He offered me, I didn't ask him, I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that! When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that, I had the studio, I went to the studio! I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.' I don't want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls! What the hell I wanna go off into – and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man, I run the underworld, guy! I decide whose does what, and where they do it at! What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money? I make the money, man, I roll the nickels, the game is mine! I deal the cards
"so if you wanna listen to an audio of a raccoon eating grapes... with some sweet lasers..."
- joey vsauce, 2016 or something
sue the monster energy prime minister of flavor
the monster energy transgener package
now with 200% more estradiol
i hate programmers they make me scare in my brain. why can you not have normal jobs like wood cutter and fish catcher
do they carry big sword and scary samurai demon mask to battle
why need landlord when have worker to call and say "fix my pipes". he come over and fix your pipes. what can landlord do that worker man cant.