Gonna nerd out here for a second.
Magneto actually did pull Wolverine's adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a "good guy" and worked with the X-Men for years.
Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.
But this? This is a crime.
This reminds me of the scene from the Leftovers where, after scanning his face, Kevin must also scan his penis to access a secure door.
How long were they broadcasting without a tower?
How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?
You've got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.
Looks great, but the pepperoni should be inside the pie, not on top.
Also, Jon Stewart is wrong in that Daily Show video and doesn't know wtf he's talking about - Chicago deep dish pizza doesn't have cold sauce on it, and he's a moron for suggesting it does.
Nah, you can still get Sudafed with the pseudoephedrine in it, you just have to ask the pharmacist for it. And they will probably treat you like a criminal and ask for your ID to purchase it.
I'm sure he has zero incentive to say this too, right?
Why would he rush back this year? What is the possible upside?
The TV commercial told me it was part of a balanced and healthy breakfast!
Huh. I never really noticed they spelled it "Froot" before. Weird.
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.