Oh my god this would work
Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!
Where are they gathering?
I would check Waffle House.
Get a better lawyer, divorce him as you were advised in the previous threads, and do not try to contact him yourself anymore. Truly let all that psychodrama go.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are.
Considering Roman humor, how sure are we that the phrase “I made bread” isn’t a euphemism for something else?
That’s his ‘goddamnit can’t a guy take a shit in peace?’ face
Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji
There will be no lube.
It’s not wasted, it’s practice!
Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!
They are revealing that they do not sleep well through the night.
The British sent us Beatles and Monty Python, let them have this.
A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”
So now I’m too petty to join.
This is not quite the same, but once, as I was getting into a boat, I heard a loud voice proclaim, “there is a snake in that boat.” I was alone with my wife. It was a male voice. She did not hear it. I told her I thought there might be a snake and we briefly investigated, but I felt a little weird about it and didn’t investigate as well as I should have.
There was a snake in that boat.
People that sue to keep insurrectionists off the ballot are fine by me.