And that, Elon, is how I wooed your mother.

“If that shit worked for the Lorax, it’ll work for you!”

• Jeff Bezos maybe

According to billionaires, he’ll easily return to his former glory by pulling himself up on those massive bootstraps we should all apparently be using.

So Russia fines Telegram and they make national news. When I do it I get laughed out of small claims court.

Totes fair.

Sigh…beautiful

About $0.025 per megapixel, it would seem.

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I mean, if you’re not gonna do anything else with it, I could give that money a good home.

Hard to argue with that argument.

Everything reminds me of her

Wow.

Sigh.

Unbelievably gorgeous. Truly.

You make a man lonely. 🫤

Yep, exactly my experience. I’ll miss Overdrive.

Is Libby downloadable/crackable?

Legitimately the best thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Period.

Any copies of “the most pirated movie in the world” the dubbed version?

Where can I buy such a bathtub?

That’s one hell of a fart.

Definitely agree with the article’s sentiment, but what else is there these days?

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