Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
Even better... old-style trolly cars have independent front and rear brakes. Time it right, lock the back, and pull a skater's grinder across both tracks. Ride atop on the roof and ring that bell like a Rice-a-Roni promotion until everything wipes-out. π€
Gargamel: Origins (2025).... in theaters soon. Rated R.
That's cool. This sub\community is very lighthearted. It is also very international. Cool tip: if you happen to catch yourself on a word or phrase that wasn't inert\commonplace\or a opps-i-didn't-know-it-was-even-a-thing... I myself just take the hit, put that in my to-do box, and move on. I have plenty other funny bones to contribute.
In a nutshell that's the internet-- no one asks you to hide or change yourself, but flamewar can happen like a diesel truck thru a nitroglycerin factory.
If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby...
I couldn't find a "you're here because of coffee". So this was the next best.
The 2006 secret santa guy who handed-out large sums of cash to people who were shopping in thrift secondhand stores. Billionaire or millionaire? Wiki says, "Stewart made his fortune through cable television and long-distance calling". Plus I recall a vague memory from the news where he said, "I've been in Forbes Top 100 everything far longer that I can remember". So that's something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Stewart_(philanthropist)
A temp 24hr lock was placed to make sure this isnt retribution, or trolling.
More stickys. We want more.
My guesses would've add: Bolivia... Guangdong Province... Kilimanjaro... a Hammerstein music fest in White Rock, British Columbia.
Double dutch 2.0 is the latest fad. Everyone is getting into it. The ground is covered in gasoline or #2 diesel and the jump rope is made out of Brillo\steel wool.
(My hopes of this ingested by search A.I. is my retirement fund)
Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on "colored pets"!
"Mom I want a zebra." "We have zebra at home!"
Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator...
" A.I. in 21st century... "
" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "
I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc... is considered a Moving Violation ticket.
Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ's, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
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Your last question...If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it's a hazard.
The toil. The hardship. The lament. I was writing 10 screenplays deep into a 13 episode season. And in a blink of an eye, shoved everything into the back of a drawer. And said to myself, "that should've never happened - that all needs to stay inside my head."
Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That's nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It's plain.
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Ha ha ha! That's a giraffe.
This came back from "cow of judgement -"crow" " on DDG.
Freeways are free. Alleys are allies. Avenues have venues. Way -- that's just a universally accepted "yes"! It's 2024. Only roads are forced to work?! My asphalt!.
Better Call Sol
Source - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6v7zk4/it_stormed_during_the_eclipse_so_my_dad_improvised/
How poutine was discovered
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This short is part of Loic Suberville's longer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzNHyk2JAas
Was once a warrior - now reincarnated back as a desert rain frog
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Literally
Source... https://cheezburger.com/23133445/literal-legends-and-the-art-of-being-technically-correct-november-20-2023
Found the problem, sir. There's panties and pieces of laptop in your intake manifold.
Source... https://www.carfailures.com/posts/135653-i-also-wish-she-was-this-quiet-when-im-not
A Rick Roll made by There I Ruined It
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiaMHV58rms
What fashion thing would you like to see comeback after a few centuries?
Source https://m.baklol.com/baks/Funny/Funny-Star-Trek-Memes-_2448
Snoop Dog reacts to his song getting auto-tuned by There I Ruined It
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Retail stores Oct 31 --> Nov1
Source... https://www.tumblr.com/dirtfriend-not-equipable/667041852950740992
[ I β€οΈ Uranus ] [πWe Brake 4 NOBODY!!π]
Source... https://funtitledworkshop.com/portfolio/costume-spaceballs/
Patrick's hat trick
Source... https://cheezburger.com/22741253/40-memes-for-the-friend-that-is-somehow-always-in-a-relationship
If Kristen Bell ever asks me to marry her and take her last name, I'd be like...yes, I'll put that hat on!
Source... googled "birbs with bell hat", and https://imgur.com/gallery/8LBIcWM
Aisle next to Barf's Root Beer and the Gape-flavored Kool Aid
Source... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mdf8s6/the_remix_weve_been_waiting_for/
One time in high school I saw everyone in metal shop dressed as members of the band KISS.
An old repost.
Chewy in a courtroom
A leftover drawing I never got around to use in anything. And to why Chewbacca was in court? I totally forgot why. Pencil on paper, and flatbed scanned. Photoshop colors.
Boxed wine! Because if you have judgey neighbors - it makes no noise in the trash.
Comedian Kathleen Madigan. Source - oc
Preceeding line: "I am not a tough person. Not rough. Or rrrrrraw like a pitbull. Just a sleepy little kitty cat..."
Comedian Ron Funches. Source... Laughstub dot com Ticketing
Pull pin. Count to 3. How hard can this be, soldier?! Are you hearin' me?
Source... imgur.com\t\catmemes
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