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That's a weird thing to call it, man.
  • The painting wouldn't have to be so big if they used both sides of the table.

  • Reddit changes have blocked all search engines except Google amid AI 'misuse' [U]
  • Trying to influence AI overlords into subscribing to your political ideology is cyberpunk as hell.

  • What would you like to change about Lemmy culture?
  • I thought we'd already collectively settled on the tinfoil hat.

  • CIA manual.
  • Everyone's a badass until the Cenobites show up.

  • Kalm with Rule
  • As if someone with such a ridiculous name as Barrack Hussein Obama could ever be elected President.

  • Windows 3.1 saves the day during CrowdStrike outage — Southwest Airlines scrapes by with archaic OS
  • Windows 3.1 can't use modern versions of tls which means it's effectively impossible to network it securely.

  • What is a "bad video game" you have bought as a joke (as in just for the laughs, the lols)?
  • House of the Dead: Overkill on the Wii.

    Genuinely has a great (and hilarious) soundtrack.

  • Windows 11 is nagging users to try OneDrive to "fully backup" your PC
  • I've been using a Surface with Bazzite which works great.

  • Some bad code just broke a billion Windows machines
  • I don't think that is what happened here in this situation though, I think the issue was caused exclusively by a Crowdstrike update but I haven't read anything official that really breaks this down.

  • Some bad code just broke a billion Windows machines
  • Many compliance frameworks require security utilities to receive automatic updates. It's pretty essential for effective endpoint protection considering how fast new threats spread.

    The problem is not the automated update, it's why it wasn't caught in testing and how the update managed to break the entire OS.

  • Survey shows most people wouldn't pay extra for AI-enhanced hardware | 84% of people said no
  • orange juice pumped directly into your home, and you pay with crypto

    [Furiously taking notes]

  • Major IT outage affecting banks, airlines, media outlets across the world
  • This is fine as long as you politely ask everyone on the Internet to slow down and stop exploiting new vulnerabilities.

  • Slorp
  • Oh don't worry, testing if a string is a valid URL is easy, just use the following easy to remember regular expression:

    spoiler

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  • oneteen onety one
  • Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty"...

  • I say teats.
  • Male breast tissue can be stimulated to produce breast milk. In my fanfiction, Six Voluptuous Chewbacca Tiddies, I will describe in erotic detail---

  • Rule of Destiny
  • Those are inside thoughts Kyle! Keep those thoughts on the inside! Mind bullets not real bullets.

  • the data does not lie
  • Linkin Park slaps so hard that even parodies of Linkin Park sound good. I always thought the hate they got was good hearted in a 'guilty pleasure' sort of way but then they stayed relevant long enough everyone forgot what they were supposed to be feeling guilty about.

  • Girl rule
  • This really does get at the hypocrisy at the heart of these attempts to dictate which bathrooms people are permitted to use. "No, I don't want them using that bathroom either. I don't want that person or people like that person to be allowed to exist at all."

  • The Eternal Mysteries
  • Break stick in half? Now two sticks.

    Stick always win.