I chortled. Well done.

Bruh... Then what are you doing commenting on Lemmy? Lol!

Parking sensors, schmarking sensors. 64 tons of steel, tread and f*ck-you-firepower says I park where I want.

No one gives an Abrams a parking ticket.

Correct

This is the way. The Pilot G2.07, in my opinion, is the best pen on the market, and the ONLY pen I've used for over a decade now. I get mad when I have to use any other garbage pen.

.05 or .07?

Well, there goes that theory...

Was the "injured" guy's name J. Walter Weatherman, by chance?

This was a joke lifted straight from New Girl.

800!

Amen

Hahahaha! I had no idea this existed! Thank you for this! Just made my day.

The Gooooooch!!

Any Scrubs fans here?

I effing hate these things. Without fail, they will fly directly at your head and crash into you with such jarring force. Usually with zero notice, and almost exclusively directly into your ear, eliciting maximum terror and sphincter pucker. They're the WORST.

Hah! I thought the same thing. Definitely looks like him.

You, and 129 of us. (So far...)

Bravo

... And now I'm the one with this cursed knowledge. Thanks.