Just as a heads up, you can edit the sections that show and where they show in the Photos app and you can always swipe control center away if you start at the very bottom of the screen like an app.

SLAMS!

Says the man who immediately wanted another debate with Biden after winning the first one

Ah well then you can't have GrapheneOS anyway

Pretty sure all contactless forms of payment work like that

He still doesn’t understand how she can be both Black AND Indian. “To me it’s very disrespectful of both.” What a weird old racist.

Right I’m of the mind that silicone and metal are for me since those tools can be chucked into the dishwasher.

I’m curious about the bacterial growth factor that can occur with wood. Saying these things can last a lifetime without even mentioning the bacteria they can absorb and harbor makes this read more like an ad at some points.

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

Framework

One can only hope

I’m definitely joining you in being an old codger but this “Nobody” thing is the stupidest meme format I’ve ever come across and it enrages me every time I see it

FartsWithAnAccent is wary

So wait, you take your shoes off at the door, but your dogs (who invariably step in their own piss and shit), have free reign?

Every state’s* constitution

Absurd? Yes. Genius? Also yes.

It's just more enshittification. If they can get away with smaller files, they absolutely will.

I mean, honestly, probably the latter, BUT this time, the atom gets a say too.

We’re going to need a video of this now. Pay the cat tax.

We found Bill Nye’s Lemmy account!