Wait a minute... You thought it was a variation of "Mah Bucket" didn't you? I see it now!
Florida just got a freaking shit ton of water from the hurricane.
Why don't they just pump it from there?
God, the irony of MTV playing this as their very first music video.
What woman would want to marry sometime that felt the need to put his political career over their relationship? Sounds like a match made in heaven
Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:
Cheapest, but very drinkable:
- Evan Williams
- Very Old Barton
A little more expensive, but amazing:
- Buffalo Trace
- Four Roses
- Basil Hayden
- 1792
Learning how to properly sear food them let it cook the rest of the way over low heat. Potatoes, chicken, etc.
Kind of the opposite of that, sous vide steak then sear with a screaming hot cast iron pan.
The broiler in your oven is fantastic for toasting buns and melting cheese on top of stuff. Also good for putting some char on your food if you need that.
"You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut."
I've got one of these. They're great for if you accidentally drop your pick.
They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can't have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!
That's why you use the same username and password everywhere! Duh!
Halloween parties?
Where's the most happening parties this Saturday night? We're dressing up in costume and looking for a huge crowd and lots of fun. Yes, we'll be on Broadway, which is dumb, i know, but where else you gonna go?
Why is this community dead?
Who is the owner of this community? I'd like to have a word with the manager?