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SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Why didn't I think of that!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Yes, it does!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I know you can read MY thoughts, Professor X!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

So many uses for blue dye #56!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Can't a man reticulate without being offered a job?
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

X, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I am speaking at a press conference
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

This is just the beginning, I've got some big plans
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself I'm going to turn this show around, and no HD for anybody!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I said make way for Danny!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

But now the console is motionless, and the portable games are completely inaccessible.
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Dude!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I would not mind having a third eye, would you?
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Donald, the booking is in 2 hours, and you haven't eaten in a fortnight!
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Sometimes I miss the old style
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

It's not Putin's fault that Prigozhin's plane blew up
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Luckily, he got a spare
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

If you get lied to, its your own fault
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simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

His method was inefficient in the extreme, you wuss!
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