Ehh my parents are divorced, which I guess has been pretty stable for the last couple decades.

And in your example, the pronunciation of bow depends on what kind of bow it is.

The pioneers used to ride these for miles.

I have a basement where I swear it's 10°C colder than upstairs.

My husband and I were 26 and we are the youngest we typically come across. Most were closer to 30 or in their 30s.

It's a reference to a movie she likes, Inside Out.

I ask my four year old if anger is at the control panel when she is starting to have a tantrum and it has actually been working to defuse the tantrums before they really get going.

I'm guessing this person thinks the statues are all identical and totally prove some ancient global civilization.

I wasn't sure if Mayo was a place or an adjective. Apparently it's a place.

You need to start calling her at midnight on your drive home just to chat. I used to do that to those people when I did the night shift.

I can handle the lack of punctuation. His sentence structure is the bigger challenge for me.

The only thing crazier to me than American healthcare is how many of my fellow Canadians keep pushing for us to have this bullshit, too.

I wonder how well it works, though. Us millennials played in the McDonald's playgrounds and had birthday parties there but I don't think McDonald's is particularly popular with us as adults.

Nothing comes close to making my children laugh as much as that game. I love when they play it.

So many movies and tv shows lately feel like they were written by ai.

I'm Canadian in a place with a decent amount of snow and it's cold for like six months of the year. I love summer.

I do live near a popular cottage area so the downside to summer is all the asshole cottagers who tailgate aggressively if you aren't driving 30km/hr or more over the speed limit.

I'd never send my kids there, for sure. Although $50 to watch and feed my kid for a whole day does sound tempting.

The increase in child labour in America does seem concerning. I'm not American so I haven't heard too much but I did hear there are some 14 year olds packing meat? Meat processing plants are awful places to work for anyone but especially kids.

I mean, the kids aren't capable of doing actual work that would actually be profitable for the company. They're going to slow the entire restaurant way down and probably break things. Honestly this sounds like a bad idea for the restaurant. Imagine the pure fucking chaos if all 30 kids are five years old.

...does this person know what zoroastrianism is or do they just think the name sounds cool?

Well this is a new one for me. Ancient Rome denial?