I'm cracking up at your response because I literally bought myself this shirt out of spite 😂

yet public policy and social institutions often prevent them from being the dads they want to be

This is what I struggle with. Anytime I do something in public with my daughter, without my wife, I get awkward looks. It doesn't bring me down or stop me from spending time with my daughter but like...wtf? What would you have me do? Deny my daughter a trip to the park because Mom isn't available to go?

We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

Let me have one of those pоrnо magazines, large box of cоndоms... a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks... and one of those disposable enemas- no, make it two.

Having seen Devil's Tower in person I'm trying to envision how massive that tree would be

Tango de La Muerte 💃

While I can appreciate your sentiment, this is from season 11 😁

Despite it being the weakest of its generation

Huh?

Stupid sexy Flanders

Rolling Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

We're all misfits 🤷

Oh dear, my wife is going to kill me.

This river can kill you 1,000 ways.

l can handle it. The only thing I'm afraid of is the candiru acu.

It's a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.

You have to cut it out.

That's it I'm going back to L.A.!

Come on, people. Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra....possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_films

"Twin Films", and there have been A LOT of them over the years. In addition to Deep Impact and Armageddon there were several made for TV and direct to video films with similar plots. We really just went through an asteroid phase in the mid to late 90s 🤷

Both films are enjoyable. Deep Impact is more practical, Armageddon is funnier.

"Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again"

Thank you for calling radio psychic

Glad to finally get a date set. My TV tracking app has had 3 episodes listed as upcoming for the longest time. "The Sign", "Surprise" & "Ghostbasket".

No mention of "Surprise" in the article, but a 28 minute episode is effectively 4-in-1 so I can't complain 🤷

We can't claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass!