I actually like this! I hope they ship to the EU as well
I read "die nanny" before I realized that this is a German posts lmao.. Why she look so happy if she gonna die💀
Funcking
But it really is something refreshing between a lot of uninteresting things like news. And I wouldn't mind if it stays like this aha
I see great satisfaction in super tight and tidy factory, but I really want to create a mess of a factory and actually make it work aha
I mean.. saves a couple bucks hiring a scissor lift lol. He also wears some falling protection so this is fiiiine~~
There's probably higher quality pictures out there, but I figured this would work
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nasa-internship-twitter-controversy
"🤮"
So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.
I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.
This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.