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ElBarto El Barto @lzrprt.sbs

I make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

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Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into Moon
  • I don't remember the moon being part of soviet Russia.

  • šŸ”« AEW: COLLISION DISCUSSION THREAD 08/19/23 šŸ”«
  • Darby would do a coffin drop on the apron in a completely empty arena with no cameras and all the lights turned off.

  • How do you organize your Steam library?
  • I sort by the 2 games I play and the a section for all the games I brought, never played or downloaded.

  • Today we learnt...
  • I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

  • A question for fellow millenials
  • One funny story about her, she was walking around a city, stumbled across a drag Dolly Parton impersonation competition, decided for a laugh shed join, she lost that competition and the drag queen that won said " you k ow why you lost, your tits are too small", she loved it because the drag queen had no clue they were talking to Dolly herself.

    Man I love that woman.

    Edit: article about it: https://www.womansworld.com/posts/entertainment/dolly-parton-lookalike-164680

  • Yall ever think about being in the world IRL?
  • A fleet of Snorlax's and we just chill out sleeping and being awesome.

  • I'm convinced Google uses its reCAPTCHA to promote Chrome
  • It's still made by Google, tho, so can you really trust that there's no hidden shit? This is a company that is trying to create a monopoly over website access.

  • I'm convinced Google uses its reCAPTCHA to promote Chrome
  • Any Web browser that claims privacy and security while using chromium as its base isn't worth the risk, they may have implemented fixes and added their own proprietary code, but it's still chromium and Google most likely hides a bunch of stuff from devs so they can't mess with it.

  • I'm convinced Google uses its reCAPTCHA to promote Chrome
  • Brave is a chromium based browser, so maybe chromium sends out something that let's recaptcha know what's going on.

  • A question for fellow millenials
  • Her music is just the tip of the iceberg with Dolly, she's a legit, pure, decent and caring human being who is insanely talented at song writing, like she wrote the songs Jolene and I will always love you, in one day, on the same day and they're 2 straight classic songs, she is a great actor, 9 to 5 and the best littlest whore house in Texas are great movies.

    She set up a program to help kids get access to books and learn to read, then during the pandemic she would 3 times a day, every day read bedtime stories to kids on YouTube, live streaming in each us time zone so she didn't miss any parts.

    One of my first crushes and still crush hard on her, she's just a genuine human and someone I think people should use as a role model.

  • Digital ID anyone?
  • You worried about your personal information being online? Sign this petition with your full name a contact number and your email.

  • Comes with bonus torture room
  • Come on man, it's like rule one of torture chamber/sex dungeon room building, you never have a windows, you want to limit their access to escape. You're gonna be losing people all the time.

  • don't be shy, speak your mind
  • Plants: shower

    Masturbation: Jet on full.

  • *Permanently Deleted*
  • Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

  • TIL yawning is observed in almost all vertebrate animals and is "contagious" across species. There is no consensus on why yawning occurs.
  • It's from when caveman wanted to leave their friends cave and go home, but can't get an ugg in and they don't want to be rude.

  • tired of lurking here's a meme
  • Shhh, you'll make people notice that it's local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

  • How dangerous are magnetic items near an MRI magnet?
  • I love videos like this, just random people doing cool dumb shit whilst answering questions I've had for years.

  • TRUST
  • ASS IWL FTW OTBEBT SITE

  • What do you do to make the Internet a nicer place?
  • If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

    Man, I'd never say anything online if I did that.