This almost made me spit out my coffee LOL. On a serious note, I'm pleasantly surprised no one here is defending keyloggers yet. Currently inking and keylogging are some of my main selling points to steer friends away from Windows.

Probably POP_OS to my understanding, I haven't used it much myself but I hear good things in terms of a "Just works" distro.

GUI more like ewwie

I use steam, and if something I want to play isn't there, I just throw it in a bottle.