A rare moment of self reflection.

But who asked the question: Calvin or Hobbes?

Step 1: Google your problem
Step 2: Run the sfc bullshit that you know WON'T work
Step 3: ???

DeSantis lied? Shocker! /s

That always pissed me off. They were basically telling me "You're going to become a selfish fuckwad by the time you're my age. You'll stop caring about civil rights. You'll stop caring about the environment." Etc.

:(

Neither, unless you can make an extra billion whilst doing so.

A Trump never pays his debts.

I love how the lady isn't horrified. Instead, she's just casually looking over at the chicken with mild curiosity.

Even more important is that electors can't vote for a President and VP from the same state. It's why (for example) Dick Cheney changed his residence to Wyoming in 2000.

I look forward to the day when I need a subscription to use my kitchen sink.

Reminds me of that Trump supporter who whined that "He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting."

Thank goodness!

It's treason, then.

Now we know why Master Yoda told us to be mindful of the future.

"Fear will keep the local moderators in line" - u/spez, probably

They're no match for droidekas.

These are the memes you're looking for.

It's like poetry.

I had plenty of sympathy for restaurants when the pandemic first hit. Extra fees? Yeah, I get it, and I'll throw in an extra tip for the workers who are braving the place so that my fat ass can get some delicious food. The problem is that they haven't dialed back the fees/tipping requests. If anything, they've gotten much worse.